“I eat. Grow big as Cosmo”
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{mommy} Okay Spencer. You’re stinky. Let’s go change your bum.
{Spencer} Nope.
{mommy} Come on. We’re changing your bum.
{Spencer} shakes his head no
{mommy} Do I need to count to three?
{Spencer} Yes.
{mommy} If I count to three, you’ll get a spanking
{Spencer} Ok
{mommy} You want a spanking?
{Spencer} Yeah.
{mommy} Are you sure?
{Spencer} Yeah.
{mommy} Spanks Spencer on the bum a little
{Spencer} Smiles and runs to the living to lay down for a diaper change
{mommy} Why did you want a spanking?
{Spencer} Because you love it
{mommy} I don’t love spanking. I don’t like spanking at all.
{Spencer} laughs and gets a new diaper on.