Funny Things

“I eat. Grow big as Cosmo”

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{mommy} Okay Spencer. You’re stinky. Let’s go change your bum.

{Spencer} Nope.

{mommy} Come on. We’re changing your bum.

{Spencer} shakes his head no

{mommy} Do I need to count to three?

{Spencer} Yes.

{mommy} If I count to three, you’ll get a spanking

{Spencer}  Ok

{mommy} You want a spanking?

{Spencer} Yeah.

{mommy} Are you sure?

{Spencer} Yeah.

{mommy} Spanks Spencer on the bum a little

{Spencer}  Smiles and runs to the living to lay down for a diaper change

{mommy} Why did you want a spanking?

{Spencer} Because you love it

{mommy} I don’t love spanking. I don’t like spanking at all.

{Spencer}   laughs and gets a new diaper on.