Made by Memilyrae

I saw this before and lately from 2 friends’ blogs and since my hubby is a computer guy I figured this’d be appropriate…well, at least in that aspect.

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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: ‘I Thought You Loved Me.exe’ and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system.)

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

Latisha came to town for a wedding from Cali. I haven’t seen her since our wedding more than 5 years ago! I so miss that girl!  She finally got onto Facebook and the world of friends opened up to her! Yahoo! Lisa M, Latisha, and I went to Mimi’s to eat. It was SO fun catching up and remembering the old days. We caught up on friends’ we keep in touch with and just had a great time…and ate too much food! Renee wasn’t able to make it because she was going to Cali to do some fire fighting (yeah…she rocks!). Or so we thought. She called and said she was still in town. We left Mimi’s and headed to Springville to visit Renee. Here’s the reason she didn’t leave:

The poor girl got in a bike wreck (she bought a new bike 2 days ago!) because some wretched woman sped in front of her so she could park on the side of the road…parked right on the edge of the bike lane and OPENED HER DOOR RIGHT WHEN RENEE WAS BIKING BY! Renee’s bike hit the door, she got bent around the door and then ROLLED 3 TIMES and ended up in TRAFFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She stood up, the woman asked if she was okay and she said she thinks she is. THE WOMAN BLAMED RENEE AND TOLD HER TO STOP. GOING. TOO. FAST. ON. HER. BIKE. Then walked off. WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?!? I want to find that woman and throw a few bikes on her car! Stupid woman!!!

We got to catch up with Renee and take a few pictures. And yes, we’re busting up in the first one because the pic we took right before I held my hand up with a “peace” sign but it looked like I was grabbing Renee’s ‘girls’ – so yeah…we were laughing hard. 🙂

So, I found the PERFECT thing to get me for Christmas (Steve, take notes). It’s AWESOME and PERFECT for me!

Take a look-see:

Hog Wild Moo Mixer

I got this from my friend and sis-in-law’s blog. I thought it would be fun! I hope you will play along. Here are the directions:

1. As a comment on my blog, leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn’t matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember!

2. Next, re-post these instructions on your blog and see how many people leave a memory about you. It’s actually pretty funny to see the responses.

Thanks in advance for participating!

So, Steve and I are SO stinkin’ excited! Yesterday (July 1, 2008) Utah Valley State College officially became Utah Valley University! We are so excited to see the changes, mainly the logo and signs everywhere. Oh, and the library is BEAUTIFUL! I ‘borrowed’ these pictures from a fellow blogster since I didn’t have my own pictures:

SO gorgeous! It has 5 floors and tons of places for students to relax and study. Maybe this will get me to actually USE the library! 😉

Favorites:

Chelsie Hightower & Mark Kanemura

Joshua Allen & Katee Shean

Twitch Boss & Kherington Payne

This was my favorite dance from tonight…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovjAuBuepVA

80%How Addicted to Blogging Are You?

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

I talked with Bro Amado today and I’ve accepted a new calling. Anyone want to venture a guess?

I came across this website due to Taylor Made Digi Designs blog. I thought it was neat how she uses it and does a print screen image to show who her lucky winners are…now I want to figure out a way where I can use it!

http://random.org/

Okay, just in case anyone was confused…I’m calling myself a ‘blog stalker” … it’s true…I find a blog, who talks about another blog, that has links to tons of other blogs…and here am I…making sure I check out every single one of them. AND, if I like what they do on it, I subscribe using Google Reader (tells me who updates so I don’t have to check each one every day). So, I’ve decided to add a “Blog Stalker” post for great blogs that I find. Please feel free to take a look if the description appeals to you or if you just want to check out why it appealed to me! 🙂