Made by Memilyrae

I saw this before and lately from 2 friends’ blogs and since my hubby is a computer guy I figured this’d be appropriate…well, at least in that aspect.

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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: ‘I Thought You Loved Me.exe’ and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system.)

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

Wow…I feel like we’ve been one busy family lately! I love spending time together and doing fun activities and I can’t wait to scrapbook them! Here’s a recap:

We went MINI-GOLFING with Mike, Nicole and Natalie:

Evie & Spencer got a shiny GOLF ball to take home…

So did Aunt Coley

We went to the LLAMA FEST with our neighbors, the Sterziks:

This is the Hare Krishna Temple in Spanish Fork

Sydney pretending to play the piano

Spencer and Taylor looking at the alter

Spencer and Evie checking out the displays

Neat chairs

Shana and Bailey

No, my children aren’t in trouble….they were looking through the holes

Steve and Evie

Woman making thread from llama wool

The llama show…like a dog show…but with llamas! 😉

4 month old baby llama

Evie and her pink cheeks. It was hot.

“Where go?” – Evie looking for the baby llama

Feeding the llama

That’s Evie feeding the llama.

Taylor and Sydney giving the llama a snack

Sydney and the llama

Bailey (with big Spencer’s nose)

Evie

Spencer

Sydney

Taylor

We also went to dinner and the Spanish Fork Rodeo with our friends, Curtis and Camille:

Sky divers bringing in the American Flag

Mommy and Evie

We had seats on the east side so we had the sun in our eyes. It wasn’t too bad.

Spencer waiting (very oddly) for the “horsies” to come out.

Curtis and Camille

One rider jumps off to tackle the calf. The other helps “steer” the calf straight.

The tackling cowboy wrestles the calf to the ground.

One cowboy ropes the head, the other the legs.

The Clown decided to take the stunt bike for a ride while waiting for the rider. The Clown called the rider a

“SHIM” (She + Him) and the rider stormed off. So, the Clown decided to try the jump himself…

Not a huge surprise, but the Clown is actually the stunt rider. Spencer said this was his favorite part.

Evie stole daddy’s hat and looks oh-so-cute!

The Bull Riding was neat, but I was SO worried that someone was going to get a horn up the tush…you know, like on that reality tv show they always show you the guy who got it up the rear and got flung around. OUCH! I didn’t want to see anything like that first hand!

I think that about covers it for our family outings lately. Well, that is, until tonight is over. We’re heading to Lagoon on Novell’s tab! I’ll post pics later.

Annette pointed out to me this morning that one of my layouts that I did for a “Volunteer Creative Team” call for Dea Spina was featured in their newsletter. How very cool. Take a look-see. (Click on “Late July” to download the correct newsletter from Digitals)

Latisha came to town for a wedding from Cali. I haven’t seen her since our wedding more than 5 years ago! I so miss that girl!  She finally got onto Facebook and the world of friends opened up to her! Yahoo! Lisa M, Latisha, and I went to Mimi’s to eat. It was SO fun catching up and remembering the old days. We caught up on friends’ we keep in touch with and just had a great time…and ate too much food! Renee wasn’t able to make it because she was going to Cali to do some fire fighting (yeah…she rocks!). Or so we thought. She called and said she was still in town. We left Mimi’s and headed to Springville to visit Renee. Here’s the reason she didn’t leave:

The poor girl got in a bike wreck (she bought a new bike 2 days ago!) because some wretched woman sped in front of her so she could park on the side of the road…parked right on the edge of the bike lane and OPENED HER DOOR RIGHT WHEN RENEE WAS BIKING BY! Renee’s bike hit the door, she got bent around the door and then ROLLED 3 TIMES and ended up in TRAFFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She stood up, the woman asked if she was okay and she said she thinks she is. THE WOMAN BLAMED RENEE AND TOLD HER TO STOP. GOING. TOO. FAST. ON. HER. BIKE. Then walked off. WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?!? I want to find that woman and throw a few bikes on her car! Stupid woman!!!

We got to catch up with Renee and take a few pictures. And yes, we’re busting up in the first one because the pic we took right before I held my hand up with a “peace” sign but it looked like I was grabbing Renee’s ‘girls’ – so yeah…we were laughing hard. 🙂

Here’s my “All Boy” kit:

So, I found the PERFECT thing to get me for Christmas (Steve, take notes). It’s AWESOME and PERFECT for me!

Take a look-see:

Hog Wild Moo Mixer

So I found this wonderful website through one of my favorites (TipJunkie). Deanna has some great tips and advice when it comes to cleaning, laundry, and lots of every day experiences (mainly ones she’s experiencing). Take a look-see:

Deanna’s Corner

Saturday Savings: Laundry

Saturday Savings: Cleaning

Enjoy!

Here are a few pics of baby Gavin from yesterday. He had his eyes open and oh my goodness! He’s even more cute! I turned the flash off so I didn’t blind the sweet thing, and then lightened the pics, so the quality really isn’t very good…but enjoy them anyway!

So, I’m trying to design my own digital kits for digi scrapping. (Annette is supposed to be too! hint hint!) Here’s my “Ay Matey” kit:

I thought this was pretty cool:

GeoGreeting